Where have all the cowboys gone? (60462, IL, Cook County)
Hi, I'm 30, single, plus size, with a good sense of humor(sarcastic I should add) and a passion for rum. lol I like music, almost anything except for rap and jazz(Country is my favorite, plus Lady Gaga.) I feel no shame over liking Lady Gaga.. I like movies, horror and comedy are my favorite genres, even really bad horror movies like ''the Stuff''. I like going for long pointless drives on backroads. I like sitting by the lake near my house and watch thunderstorms at night. I like to hang out with friends and have a few drinks, sometimes play board games.I'm looking for a guy with a good sense of humor, for a serious relatiomship, not a booty call. Between 25-33. I like tall muscular tattooed guys if that helps. Someone who will treat a woman like a lady but also likes a girl who can be just one of the guys. I think cowboys are sexy but that's not like a requirement or anything. If we seem to click we can exchange numbers and text a bit woman seeking we meet. Not looking for an emailing buddy, looking to meet in person before too long.Thanks for your time talk to you soon.

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Looking for sum.... (Orland Park, Illinois , Chicagoland)
Now that I have your attention, what's a girl got to do to get some around here? Attractive, fit and totally shaved. Very looking for a lady too. Tonight?

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I wish some guy might deliver what I truly want! (Orland Park, Illinois , Chicagoland)
I wish to discover some man who may have great control over his dick. Do you think you yourself are able to perform the task? I am really passionate about sucking dick and Im entertaining I've brilliant oral techniques and I am decent to look at at the same time. Im not very thin but Im not over weight. I am just about 160 lbs . and still have sizeable tits and ass as well however it is toned. Searching for today/tomorrow anytime. I am not a smoker normally but grass is alright. I drink a little bit although not a lot. man and woman seeking woman

I like to learn about new things (60462, Orland Park, IL)
Me:Well I suppose ''describe yourself'' blurbs/paragraphs are very similar in nature to a Rorschach inkblot. You see yourself one way, and the world around you sees you as something completely different. That's not to say that both interpretations aren't true or valid...it just complicates things...more than a little. So how do I see myself? Well...I suppose first and foremost come the string of labels (I'm not a label fan- I feel that labels limit who we are and what we can come to be as people, but sadly, they are unavoidable)....so here goes...I'm white (average height (5'6), curvy (size 16, 40DDD), red hair, blue eyes), female, straight, single, mostly child-free (I teach), a non smoker, a social drinker, a political independent, who is not currently aligned with any particular religion. I'm a 6th grade, Gifted & Talented teacher, but I have an English background (yeah, I'm one of those annoying word Nazis). When I'm not working or spending time with friends and family, I've usually got my nose buried in a book, playing a video game (I'm one of those mythical female gamers!) or I'm listening to music (I am an unabashed music whore). I'm definitely attracted to the arts- traditional media, music, photography, film, etc. I admire anyone that can create...that can dream and share those dreams in turn. I'm a caffeine junkie, a night owl, and a savant of sarcasm. I like to learn about new things and new ways of looking at this thing we call life. But to put it simply... People are complicated- full of ideals, morals, values, dreams, ambitions, goals, etc...I'm no different. I'm a self admitted mess, but I'm a unique mess...and that makes me pretty fun. I'm random, energetic, passionate, and a little bit weird, I'm highly intelligent, driven, sarcastic, at times, a walking contradiction and a million other quirky things.Disclaimer:Obviously, I wouldn't be posting here if I weren't some sort of social cripple, but I know exactly who I am, and I'm not looking be changed or to change anyone.So that's me. . .who are you?You:I'm looking for a mostly sane, witty, geeky, creative, indie/emo/rock-loving, video-game playing, non-religious, socially progressive, well-educated guy who reads for pleasure (preferably fantasy/science fiction), enjoys film, and likes to debate for hours. Someone who likes Tim Burton, Depeche Mode, and Grey Goose vodka. . .Someone who is equally comfortably staying home, chilling on the couch, playing Guitar Hero II or going out for Thai food and a show.More specifically: No married or attached men. No mama drama. No friends with benefits. No creeps (Yes, this includes you ''dominant'' types - I'm all for kink, but I'm not into being controlled.) No smokers, no drug users, no on-the-floor drunks. Must have some kind of direction in life -- be it women need men or career. Ambition is a sexy quality.If you can match all of that, I think it's safe to say the rest is negotiable.Us?:Like what you've read so far? Well then, try me. . .We'll see some shows, make some stuff, read to each other, swap playlists, play drunken Scrabble, and when it stops being fun, be it two weeks or two years from now, we'll let it go. Because we are in it for the pleasure of good company, true affection, intellectual equality, and the stomach-fluttering sweetness of infatuation.I want a guy that has time to take me out and show me a good time, and to show me what I have missing since I was single. I want you to be funny, and smart and know how to treat me. I do not think that is to much to ask is it. I want a simple and drama free life.I have never been married and never want to be.I want you to be fun and all nothing else. So come on and hit me up and make a date, you just might be the one that I have been waiting for

EXCLUSIVE SEDUCTIVE EBONY (60462, Orland Park, Illinois)
Want to make some fun. Tell me something about you and your proposal. My bed is waiting for you. . ...Just looking for a cute guy to text and see if we hit it off :) A little about me: I work, go to school, have my own vehicle, pretty active. I go to the gym about 4 times a week, and ove doing things at random :) Well email me with a pic and a little about you :) Please be between 19-24. I will send a pic when I get yours so I know your not a spam.I really enjoy meeting people in general, but I am on here to make connections and hopefully find some chemistry :)Overall, I like to have fun in life. I am usually down for whatever and I get excited very easily! I am very independent and I don't get caught up in small or material.....I laugh easily and frequently so having an excellent sense of humor is important. I'm sarcastic and quick witted, I like to joke around & I'm going to give you shit so try not to be so sensitive. I drink socially, don't smoke cigarettes and I don't do drugs. I have no kids and I've never been married. If you have crazy baby mama drama or you're still in a relationship please don't waste my time by responding. I'm dependable, trustworthy and honest to a fault and say exactly what's on my mind.I'm white, I have long dark hair, have sexy glasses, tan, short and curvy. I'm attracted to white guys over 200lbs, most likely if you consider your body type as ''thin'' I'm probably not gonna be attracted to you as I like somewhat bigger guys.As far as what I'm wanting, eventually a long term relationship but I see no need in rushing that kind of thing, so just chillin and getting to know each other for now is good. I try not to take life too seriously, I'm pretty relaxed and go with the flow. I keep drama out of my life and I expect you to be the same way.I love music, football, the cardinals, playing poker and blackjack, working out, reading, bonfires, tanning, going to concerts, going to dive bars, camping and road trips among many other things.I want someone honest, first and foremost. To be blunt I've been majorly fucked over in the past by someone that created drama, lied constantly and cheated on me numerous times. I will NEVER put up with any of that ever again so if that's the game you're into don't waste your time replying to this, I know what warning signs to watch out for. I've also recently realized that it's important for me to be with someone that's affectionate as well.I want someone to challenge me and debate with me, so don't be a puss.Of course I have pics, just didn't want to put them on woman seeking (go figure). Email me, and something a little more creative that ''hey sup'' please, I'm not even gonna respond to that shit. Oh and put your favorite band in the subject.Thanks fellas ;)